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Mark - Guitar & Backing Vocals

Born - Leeds

Main Weapon – Gibson Flying V

Supplemental Weapons – Timothy Taylor's Landlord and the occasional Jelly Roll.............

Hobbies - Mark likes to tend his collection of life sized Michael Schenker dolls, and then go out and punch security staff at rock concerts.

Did You Know?  - Mark likes Michael Schenker almost as much as Michael Schenker's mum does.....

Weird Fact – To relax, Mark will go to a public house and drink beer! Crazy!
 

Geezer - Bass & Backing Vocals

Born - Yes

Instrument – Lots of Basses  

Likes - Beer, standing up and widths.

Dislikes - Quark, strangeness and charm.  And afterthoughts.

Geezer is to bass playing what Dame Nelly Melba is to bricklaying. We’re lucky to have him ‘cause if we didn’t, you might end up with him.

 Weird Fact – Geezer resonates at exactly 329.63Hz!

Tim - Drums & Percussion

Born - Leeds

Tries to play – Like John Bonham

Ends up sounding - Like Max Wall

Weird Fact – Tim once ate a whole packet of Garibaldi biscuits and said he felt “full”.

Best Quote - "Drums are like women - there are millions of them in the world and not enough time  to bang them all"

Right.......................

Did You Know? - Tim has more cymbals than he has brain cells. He has fourteen cymbals.

Gaz - Vocals

Born – A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...........

Job in Band – Standing at the front and warbling tunefully!

Favourite Historical Characters - Dick Van Dyke, Jimmy Pursey, The Artful Dodger, Ronnie & Reggie, Harry The Bastard.

 Gaz can juggle four kiwi fruit whilst reciting the Gettysburg Address backwards, but no-one knows why he would want to.

Weird Fact – Gaz's old man was a dustman and wore a dustman's cap, etc. etc. etc.

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